A True Back-Up

You ever notice that nothing really interesting ever happens around you? Well I am here to point you to the first thing ever to happen in your life that could have been straight out of a Stephen King short story, and not any of the recent boring trying-too-hard-ones either, but the old strung-out pervert King. If you are smart you will pay close attention to this blog and tell only your closest friends about it. There is some mystical shit going on here at colfax.webnode.com and it should only be shared with people you care about. I am not a traffic-whore or anything like that so don't go telling everybody and writing my URL in the ladies rest-room or anything.

Now to the website in question (see below). They back all kinds of shit up. Including your life. You kill a hooker by accident again? They can return your life to the point just before you did it, no more remorse, no more shame or pain no more having to leave crippled people laying in the street at 3AM where you hit them. Buy their service and you will have back-up for your life.